Rebekah Reads: Bookers on the Rocks Book Review February 13, 2021

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About the Book 

Book:  Bookers on the Rocks

Author: Chautona Havig

Genre: Christian Contemporary Romance

If it ain’t broke, why’s she so intent on fixing it?

Tessa Booker hates romance.

For twenty-five years, Tessa Booker has insisted that romance is something Hollywood cooked up to sell books and movies. Yes, she knows the word existed before movies.  She doesn’t care. That’s her story, and she’s sticking to it.

So when Ross gets a gentle nudge from Mallory Barrows to look into what Tessa’s doing every day while he’s at work, he discovers a romance in the works–one that sounds a little too “ripped from the pages” of his life!

Who is this woman, and what has she done with his wife? 

Armed with advice from 101 Ways to Romance Your Wife and a copy of the manuscript he printed while she was napping, he’s determined to figure out what’s up with his wife… and if maybe a little romance wouldn’t be a good thing after all.

In a twist of the “on the rocks trope,” this book introduces the next island in the Independence Islands Series featuring five islands, six authors, and a boatload of happily-ever-afters.

The Independence Islands Series: beach reads aren’t just for summer anymore.

My Thoughts

Have you ever read a book and wished you hadn’t? What do you do when the earliest tacky scenes and stilted dialogue practically guarantee the reading will not be worth the time? How long do you get into a book before you give up on it? You know you cannot get the time back, but you’re no quitter. That’s exactly where Tessa finds herself in romance books and where I found myself in this book. I opened this book expecting to enjoy it. I was looking forward to a great book review to share for Valentine's Day, you know that holiday created for and dependent on the false narrative that roses, romance, and chocolate go hand-in-hand. The cringe-factor was strong with this one. I re-read, telling myself to have an open mind and give an honest review. This is my honest review; but, I warn you, I am holding back. 

The books opens with one female character implying she is in the middle of her period and needs to go to the store for menstrual supplies. The female character never actually tells the male character she has to go by pads or tampons, they simply talk around her period in vague terms like a failed attempt at recreating the snappy dialogue of "Gilmore Girls". 

One of the myriad examples of the cringe-factor is a statement about Joseph having to take cold showers before Mary gave birth to Jesus. I don't know if that was supposed to be funny; but, it falls flat. 

In another example, Ross and Tessa imply they have sex when they talk about their night or moving their dinner conversation to subtext but never actually mention sex. I don't know if it is a new trend for Christian fiction to imply the married couple has sex without actually using the word sex. I wonder why bother discussing a topic in vague, nebulous terms and stilted dialogue? Is it intended to make the story edgy? One scene references the relationship between Joe Fox and Kathleen Kelly in "You've Got Mail." Is the stilted foreplay supposed to channel the movie? I don't know; but, again, it falls flat.

Update: In discussing with my own husband of decades, after we read it together this week, we identify another frustration, in that if mentions of Bible study or Bible reading were taken out, the story would remain unchanged. 

Frankly, Ross & Tessa with their stilted foreplay will never be Joe & Kathleen or Elizabeth & Mr. Darcy. Even when he was pride and she was prejudice, or is she pride and he prejudice; Joe & Kathleen and Elizabeth & Mr. Darcy were still more likeable than Ross & Tessa, who take each other for granted and are distant. Neither character seems to be able to articulate why they are struggling in their marriage and are distant. Ross hears from an elder at church that unrepentant sin or neglect are the factors that negatively impact a marriage, so Ross sets out to fix his marriage. Oddly, his attempts include flirting with the woman who runs the bookstore. Spoiler alert: Their marriage is on the rocks because they take each other for granted. Their life is the epitome of privilege and their abundant material well-being blinds them from seeing what is truly valuable in their marriage. Granted, through circumstances they seem to find restoration in their relationship, continuing the theme of trust that wends its way through the Independence Island series.

Added to the cringe-factor is an odd crime scene and the multiple characters operating as a first-person narrator without developing multiple points-of-view.

Bottom line: There will be fans who like this book and that is fine. There will be people who don't like my review and that is fine. Could someone complain about a poor review, pointing to the number of books the reviewer has written? Sure, but that's not the point of a review and I'm not willing to fawn over a book simply because I've liked other titles by an author. The cringe-worthy scenes left a chalky feeling over my mind: existing, soft, but annoying. I expected to like it, I didn't. You can't like them all. There's a pro: it has a happy ending. Go, read it, form your own opinion, and enjoy wiping the chalk off your brain.

Disclaimer: I requested a copy this book and this is my honest, though shortened, opinion. 

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About the Author

Chautona Havig lives in an oxymoron, escapes into imaginary worlds that look startlingly similar to ours and writes the stories that emerge. An irrepressible optimist, Chautona sees everything through a kaleidoscope of It’s a Wonderful Life sprinkled with fairy tales. Find her at and say howdy—if you can remember how to spell her name.

More from Chautona
Who Needs Romance? My Marriage Is Great as It Is!

Writing a book about a couple who are in love, devoted to each other, and don’t have marriage problems is… challenging. Let’s face it. Most books about married couples, especially ones “on the rocks,” are going to have fights, an affair (at least of the emotional variety), or some big thing threatening to send them straight to divorce court.

Mine doesn’t.

In fact, Bookers on the Rocks shows what happens when couples become too comfortable in their routines—so comfortable, in fact, that they become blind to each other’s needs. If you asked Tessa Booker if anything is wrong in her marriage, she’d say no. If you asked her if she wanted anything different, she’d say no. The age old, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it” mentality.

Still, if you look at stories in Scripture, you see deep love and even romance in some places. Elkanah, who loved his wife enough to say, “Am I not more to you than ten sons?” Jacob who worked fourteen years to marry the woman he loved. Solomon and his love for the Shulamite woman. While the first two do not make me squirm, Solomon does. That book… oh, that book.

What I think Song of Solomon does is remind us of the Lord’s wooing of His people and how invested the Shulamite woman was in being delighted in her beloved—in all of him. If that isn’t a picture of how we should devote ourselves to our Lord, I don’t know what is.

In Bookers on the Rocks, I explore the possibility that those of us who aren’t naturally romantic might just be missing a vital ingredient in our marriages. A body can look and feel perfectly healthy for years—even decades. But if some essential nutrient is missing in a person’s diet, eventually that body will show it in some way. A lack of calcium can create brittle bones. No one sees the problem until a slight stumble turns into a nasty break.

Did it change how I view my marriage? No… not yet. Then again, yes it did, too. I’m more… aware of what is going on in my marriage these days. I doubt candlelight and roses will ever become a thing in our relationship, but translating what romance might mean and look like to my husband has become something I do think about from time to time. That probably means more Wienerschnitzel and less broccoli, but hey. He did a lot of dishes, dinner, and diapers (my perfect three Ds of romance) when our kids were small. I can endure a hot dog or three thousand, right?

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Godly Book Reviews, February 23

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To celebrate her tour, Chautona is giving away the grand prize package of a $25 Amazon gift card and copy of the book!!

Be sure to comment on the blog stops for nine extra entries into the giveaway! Click the link below to enter.


  1. I really appreciate you not only taking the time to read and review, but also to be honest. No book's reviews mean a thing if they aren't, and I respect you for saying what you think.
    I also apologize for wasting your time. That said, every book isn't for every person, and you can never know whose is going to be right or wrong for you, can you?
    Hoping you enjoy your next one much more!

  2. This sounds like a book that I am really going to enjoy!


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